Tag: humor
member name: APE 131313
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December 27, 2008 08:13 AM EST --
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her
mother what she wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike . . .
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October 27, 2008 08:11 PM EDT --
From my friend Rusty:
Sunday: Call Obama Socialist
Monday: Call Obama Marxist
Tuesday: Call Obama Communist
Wednesday: Call Obama Fascist
Thursday: . . .
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November 12, 2008 07:22 PM EST --
Palin and the Crack in the Door. 12 11 2008
Alaska, bar the door! Here's the latest little gem from Governor Sarah Palin. For six weeks we couldn't get her to talk, and now . . .
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December 09, 2008 07:34 PM EST --
Think again...........Mom works at Home Depot and is selling a SHOVEL!
LOL
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November 02, 2008 03:47 AM EST --
An All-Out Attack on ‘Conservative Misinformation' Doug Mills/The New York Times
The Washington offices of Media Matters for America, a highly partisan research organization. By JACQUES STEINBERG . . .
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November 22, 2008 03:15 PM EST --
The Farmer's Pills
A farmer goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so
he can increase his stock. The transaction is made and the
banker who lent the money comes by a week later to . . .
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March 19, 2009 10:56 AM EDT --
This guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just . . .
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March 23, 2009 06:39 PM EDT --
So, a bear walks into a bar. Says to the bartender, "Hi. I'll take a gin."
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"...and tonic."
Bartender says, "Right away, sir. But why the . . .
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November 09, 2008 08:45 PM EST --
AND THEN GOD CREATED...
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven , God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, . . .
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November 09, 2008 09:26 PM EST --
Buffalo Humor at it's best!
Three Buffalo college students go down to Mexico for spring break,spend the entire time drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in . . .
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November 19, 2008 05:39 PM EST --
English Nerds Declare New Words
Nov 18th 2008
By Emerald Catron
Words that most people knew were words all along are now officially words! The editors of the Oxford English Dictionary (hot . . .
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March 14, 2009 04:54 AM EDT --
President Obama has been busy doing what he was elected to do.....working every day to talk to, about and for Main Street.
Maybe all the detractors that are making a daily living off posting . . .
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March 16, 2009 04:11 AM EDT --
The public works department in my town is going through some major lay-offs right now. Not because of the economy. But apparently someone has invented a shovel that leans on it's self. . . .
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November 13, 2008 01:36 AM EST --
One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench . He spoke . . .
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October 27, 2008 05:22 AM EDT --
We have to keep checking back for the official LOGO photo!
http://mudflats.wordpress.com/2008/10/25/obama-rally-finale-in-anchorage/
Obama Rally Finale in Anchorage! « Mudflats
Obama Rally . . .
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December 24, 2008 01:07 AM EST --
WC Fields and his agent were motoring through the southland. The agent was driving, and Mr Fields was in the back seat, enjoying martinis-- a swig from a bottle of gin, then one of vermouth.
They . . .
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November 19, 2009 03:31 PM EST --
Finger Length May Determine
Whether . . .
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November 02, 2008 03:23 AM EST --
Found on the series of tubes called the WWW and fits after her campaign 'loyalists' lets her get PUNKED by a radio DJ!
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Having devoted over 30 years Submitted by mrhw on October 22, 2008 . . .
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May 18, 2009 07:31 PM EDT --
Original List:
1. Handsome
2. . . .
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October 28, 2008 05:43 PM EDT --
The Origins of Voter Fraud
October 24, 2008 5:59 PM by S.M. Oliva
Imagine a fictional kingdom. The king has died and the small band of noblemen at court have yet to announce a successor. One afternoon, . . .
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